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Post by Arti on Nov 28, 2015 21:15:22 GMT -8
Corrupt A Wish is a simple but creative game where one member makes a wish, and the next to post has to corrupt it somehow. For example:
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User 1: I wish I had a puppy!
User 2: Granted, but the puppy never grows out of it's teething/pottying in the house phase.
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Simple as that! Then User 2 would wish for something (in the same post) and the next person to come along would repeat the process. You can try to cover all your bases when you make a wish, but the next person will always find a way to corrupt it for you. Please don't make your corruptions too morbid as this is supposed to be just a light, fun forum game. Also shouldn't have to be said but don't double post as it's no fun when you corrupt your own wish! Alright, I'll start with a wish.
I wish that it snows here on Christmas this year.
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Post by Blue on Nov 28, 2015 21:29:56 GMT -8
Granted! However it will be non-stop snowing until the Christmas of the following year. No summer, no warmth. All snow.
I wish for the ability to eat whatever I want with no health consequences.
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Post by Esspe on Nov 28, 2015 21:34:39 GMT -8
Granted. But! Your hunger will never be sated. You will always be hungry and no amount of food will ever get you full. You can eat anything but it will never be enough.
I wish that I didn't have to be an adult and I could be a kid again.
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Post by Blue on Nov 28, 2015 21:37:53 GMT -8
Granted! However, you lose all your potty training, walking and talking abilities.
I wish that every time I opened my wallet, whatever money was spent over the last 24 hours was replenished and I would never be out of cash. (Damn, I wish)
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Post by Arti on Nov 28, 2015 21:42:32 GMT -8
Granted, but it's only replenished in change. Especially pennies.
I wish I had a bowl of already cooked spaghetti right now.
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Post by Esspe on Nov 28, 2015 21:45:49 GMT -8
Granted! However, the bowl is sitting next to you just out of your reach without a utensil to eat it with.
I wish my computer never disconnected from wifi.
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Post by Blue on Nov 28, 2015 21:49:50 GMT -8
Granted! But now your computer (after all of its life spent connected to the vast ever-growing environment of the internet) has now become a sentient being with human emotion. Have fun with that in the dark!
I wish all bad smells were eliminated from the universe.
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Post by Arti on Nov 28, 2015 22:01:07 GMT -8
Granted, but so are all specifically good smells so now everything's some weird neutral smell like cold or hot or dirt.
I wish Gabriel Iglesias' comedy specials were played on TV more often.
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Post by Blue on Nov 28, 2015 22:03:45 GMT -8
Granted, but they are now played on every channel 24/7. This includes radio and TV.
I wish I would never be too hot or too cold, I was just always at a comfortable temperature.
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Post by Topher on Nov 29, 2015 11:06:59 GMT -8
Granted, but every person around you is freezing or burning up and angry at you 24/7 because of your ability.
I wish I had enough caffeine to get this project done.
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Post by Arti on Nov 29, 2015 13:16:52 GMT -8
Granted, but you realize the next day that you somehow did the project entirely in a language you don't know.
I wish Daisy would stop barking at the crows in the backyard.
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Post by Blue on Nov 29, 2015 13:19:34 GMT -8
Granted! Now the crows bark at Daisy! (I would've quoted but I'm on mobile)
I wish that as soon as I would fall asleep, time would stop so that I didn't miss a huge chunk of time every time I slept.
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Post by Arti on Nov 29, 2015 13:51:20 GMT -8
Granted, but because of that extra time you use sleeping you age faster!
I wish I had a nice piece of watermelon tourmaline in my collection.
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Post by Blue on Nov 29, 2015 20:50:11 GMT -8
Granted, however, it's a hilariously small piece that's the last of it's kind, irreplaceable and easily lost.
I wish I had the ability to touch the cover of a book and watch it's contents play in front of my eyes like a movie.
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Post by Topher on Nov 29, 2015 21:47:27 GMT -8
Granted, but all books on Earth except 50 Shades Of Grey vanish. I wish that Adam Gontier wasn't such a jerk  |
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